"But how," you may ask, "do you separate the garbage from what actually works?" Good question reader. Gosh you're smart. Is that a new hair cut? It suits you. But I digress. Let's talk about my skin. My acne has always been an issue. I've used Proactive, antibiotics, birth control, Finacea, Differin, Clindamycin and even Spironolactone; a medication supposedly used for diabetics! Ridiculous I know. I was tempted many times to try Accutane, but I also didn't want to invest in doctor visits and the threat of sever depression. Nothing seemed to work and I was constantly self-conscious around even my family members. Without anywhere else to turn, I got wind of the idea of trying a facialist.
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Click here to visit the website of my old facialist. She's Russian and sassy and wonderful. You'll love her I promise :) |
Time for a quick plug. My sister's boyfriend had been going to Valeria Skin Care and Spa; if you live in the East Bay Area, CA you'll be in for a treat. Even though her services didn't quite work for him, I decided to give her a try (on my parent's dime of course). I figured since he and I had very different types of acne, she may be exactly what I was looking for. After visits with her over the course of several months, the results were astronomical. Even after 2 weeks, I could see reductions in scaring and incredible control over blemishes. SHE WAS A VOODOO WOMAN I SWEAR! But alas, my parents decided to switch to a health care provider under our coverage since her fees were starting to add up. I was back onto benzoyl peroxides and salicylic acids. What this time did help me realize about my skin was this: my body craves natural products.
What you'll need:
1/2 Tsp Cinnamon
1/2 Tsp Nutmeg
1 Tsp Honey
1 Slice of lemon (about 1 Tbsp of lemon juice)
Serves: 1 Face
Calories: Don't eat this. It's not for you to eat. Please, don't.
This is the face of regret... |
Additional perks of this mask include:
- Smelling good
- Scaring your little brother
- Not being grossed out if it gets in your mouth;
- And taking hot bathroom selfies
I've got a million more remedies to try. Tune in next week for a cheap and affective replacement to Bare Minerals. I haven't tried it yet. If it works, then I'll post the results. If it doesn't work, then I'll post the results and you get to laugh at me. Everybody wins. Even me.
Cheers,
K
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