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First things first, I'm writing this from my phone. My laptop charger broke, and I just got out of surgery, I'm a hot mess, blah blah blah get over it. So here's what I'm going to do for you: I'm going to list my top favorite moments from the #Oscars2014 #astoldby #mytwitter #hashtag @kaylyndowd #followme

1. The LA Times created this nifty Oscars Ballet card so that you can follow how well you're doing in comparison to the real winners. Spoiler Alert: I did not do well. 

2. That time I expressed my excellent fashion sense during the Red Carpet #OTRC

3. When Buzzfeed got the inside scoop on Christen Bell's "purse burrito"

4. Rain Wilson and Neil Degrasse Tyson sass it up #Her #TheMoonSong #science

5. When Steve Martin showed his funny side about winning the Honorary Oscar

6. When we all let our suspicions out about @KevinSpacey #HoC

7. The moment when @TheEllenShow broke the Internet...and then I tried to #sorryimnotsorry

8. When John Travolta done messed up #letitgo

9. That time where @TheEllenShow used @Pharellhat to collect money for the pizza #pharellshathasatwitter #thankmelater

10. When Leo DiCaprio didn't win the Oscar #sadface #lifesunfair

11. When more sass was to be had by @ZachBraff

12. When the Internet was exposed to this...

13. MY FINAL SCORE

And that's that. I hoped your Oscars was more eventful than mine. At least I got pudding and ice cream #postsurgery #tweetsmcgeets 

Cheers,

K

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