That's my JAM!

I have to take just a minute and talk about something very important to me: my good friends Ben and Jerry.

What sorcery is this?

Up until now, I've enjoyed the deliciousness that is Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream as well as countless other delightful flavors. Nothing, and I mean nothing, has prepared me for this…

Ben and Jerry's new "core" line features two ice cream halves of heaven with a heart-stopping, decadent core center. Introducing their new product are the flavors: That's My Jam, Salted Caramel, Peanut Butter Fudge, and Hazed and Confused.

ATTENTION: required listen while eating Ben and Jerry's **

I mean really BJ, what are you trying to do to me? I've got, like, three weddings this summer - one of which I'm the maid of honor for. It's those bigoted, creative, ice cream gods that have inadvertently sabotaged my diet. I hope you're happy Eric Fredette, you jerk.

Look at this smug, arrogant prick. STOP RUINING MY LIFE!

Apparently, this new line was inspired by one of the previous flavors, Karamel Sutra. Need I say more? Excuse me while I get my butt to the grocery store.

**Click the pic. Just do it.

Cheers,
K